This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.