Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.