Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

Don't forget to vote.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.

So many books, so little time.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap