Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

One and one is eleven.

Brown shoes don't make it.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.