Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.