Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Let’s be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That’s why I like it . . . The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar: now that’s my idea of a good time.