Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.