Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.