Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.