Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.