Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.