If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Frank ZappaI think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
Frank ZappaI can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
Frank ZappaThe bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
Frank Zappa