How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.
Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.