She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner