The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to you as an individual. If you wanna grow up, which most people don’t, the thing to do is take responsibility for your own reality and deal with it on your own terms. Don’t expect that because you pay some money to somebody else or take a pledge or join a club or run down the street or wear a special bunch of clothes or play a certain sport or even drink Perrier water, it’s going to take care of everything for you.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.