The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.