I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.