The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.