Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.
Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
Brown shoes don't make it.
The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!