I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.