Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.