There is no hell. There is only France.
Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
Brown shoes don't make it.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.