Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.