Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.