Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.