I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.