With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
I want a horny little Jewish princess.
In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.