I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.