This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.