I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.