My guitar wants to kill your mama.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.