Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.

Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They can't read, they can't write, they can't think. Talk about child abuse. The U.S. school system as a whole qualifies.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport