Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.