Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.