Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?