Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.