Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equip you to deal with things like logic; they don't give you the criteria by which to judge between good and bad in any medium or format; and they prepare you to be a usable victim for military-industrial complex that needs manpower.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.