Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
So many books, so little time.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.
Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.