The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they ownโ โStupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does notโ โMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you canโ โIt would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidityโ โCommunism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank ZappaDo we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.
Frank Zappa