What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.

Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.