If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.