Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?