Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.