The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.