You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.