You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

One and one is eleven.