Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

You know, people are basically shitty

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.