Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
There is no hell, there's only France
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.