My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.