My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?