We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?