We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.