He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport