Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.