It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Eventually within the next quarter of a century, the nostalgia cycles will be so close together that people will not be able to take a step without being nostalgic for the one they just took. At that point, everything stops. Death by Nostalgia.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.