Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.