Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.