Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.

One and one is eleven.

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.