Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.