The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.

Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.