Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.