Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.