Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
So many books, so little time.
Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.