Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.