Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.