Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.