Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.