I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Ram it up your poop chute.

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.