There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.