The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.