The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

You know, people are basically shitty