I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

So many books, so little time.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.