I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.