There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine, or even drinking too much water. All those things can mess you up, especially, drinking too much L.A. water ... or Love Canal for that matter. But, if people had a better idea of what moderation is really all about, then some of these problems would ... If you use too much of something, your body's just gonna go the "Huh? ... Duh!"

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.