There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine, or even drinking too much water. All those things can mess you up, especially, drinking too much L.A. water ... or Love Canal for that matter. But, if people had a better idea of what moderation is really all about, then some of these problems would ... If you use too much of something, your body's just gonna go the "Huh? ... Duh!"

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven't altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and, if they don't get it, have a tendency to initiate counterrevolution.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.