Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.

I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry too. For I'm destined to rule and regulate you. You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away. I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.