Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.